What About Penis Juice, Though? [26 Dec 2009|03:00pm] overheardnyc http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021263.html Little girl: Orange juice is good, but oranges are bad. Peanut butter is good, but peanuts are bad. Why? Friend: Hahahahaha! You said penis. Little girl: Hahahahahaah! Penis! --M104 Bus Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Link · Email · Quote this! · Del.icio.us · Posted 2009-12-26 post comment

Tonight's Movie: Half Baked [26 Dec 2009|12:00pm] overheardnyc http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021262.html Redheaded hipster #1, jumping in flour: This is so Brooklyn... Why is there flour in the street? Redheaded hipster #2: Someone probably was just like "fuck this cake," and threw it out of their window in frustration. Redheaded hipster #1: I mean, probably. --Williamsburg Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Link · Email · Quote this! · Del.icio.us · Posted 2009-12-26 1 comment|post comment

Plus I'm His Dealer. [26 Dec 2009|09:00am] overheardnyc http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021261.html Teenage girl: Yeah, well... I'm *really* close with the school principal. Teenage friend, raising eyebrow: Are you? Teenaged girl: No. I mean really close. Like, "spank me daddy" close! (teenage friend accidentally puts the lit end of a cigarette in her mouth and starts screaming) --59th St & 9th Ave Overheard by: tinyfoo Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Link · Email · Quote this! · Del.icio.us · Posted 2009-12-26 post comment

Peanuts [26 Dec 2009|06:00am] overheardnyc http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021260.html Woman #1: We did it on his lunch break in a hotel by that cafe we like. Woman #2: So I'm guessing it was quick? Woman #1: Yeah, like one of those cartoons. --Canal St Overheard by: Mark Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Link · Email · Quote this! · Del.icio.us · Posted 2009-12-26 post comment

You May Be Thinking Of TV's Friends [26 Dec 2009|03:00am] overheardnyc http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021259.html Well-dressed 60-something crazy white man looking into artsy coffee shop: What movie is this? 30-something white artsy man, smoking: This? This is a coffee shop. Well-dressed 60-something crazy white man: Yes, yes... But what movie? --Cafe, Luldow St Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Link · Email · Quote this! · Del.icio.us · Posted 2009-12-26 1 comment|post comment

Here's Leonardo DiCaprio to Explain [26 Dec 2009|12:00am] overheardnyc http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021258.html Wife: The Titanic sank for hours?! Husband: No, the sign says the Titanic sank four hours. Over a thousand people died. Wife: Why didn't they just get on the life boats? --Titanic Exhibit Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Link · Email · Quote this! · Del.icio.us · Posted 2009-12-26 post comment

That's the Nicest Thing Anyone's Ever Said to Me! [25 Dec 2009|09:00pm] overheardnyc http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021257.html Thin preppy girl to heavier stranger: Oh my god! I love your shoes. Heavier stranger, looking her over: Girl, I wish I could give you a compliment, but you just look hungry. --95th St & Madison Ave Overheard by: Adriana Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Link · Email · Quote this! · Del.icio.us · Posted 2009-12-25 post comment

Just Means It's Not Your Vomit [25 Dec 2009|06:00pm] overheardnyc http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021256.html College girl, sniffing jacket sleeve: This smells bad. College boy: Is it vomit? College girl: No, because I didn't wear it last night. --Greenwich & 7th Ave Overheard by: Carla Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Link · Email · Quote this! · Del.icio.us · Posted 2009-12-25 post comment

"Revapidizing," He Calls It [25 Dec 2009|03:00pm] overheardnyc http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021255.html Young woman: Do you see this line on my face? Friend: What line? Young woman: This line. I must have got it from my internship. (pause) I think it's from... thinking. But I called my plastic surgeon, and he's totally gonna fix it. --Columbia University Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Link · Email · Quote this! · Del.icio.us · Posted 2009-12-25 post comment

The College Equivalent Of Being a Cat Lady with Scented Candles [25 Dec 2009|12:00pm] overheardnyc http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021254.html Guy: I'm a cute gay guy at NYU. I'm doing just fine, darling! Girl: I'm a straight girl at NYU. I go through a lot of vibrators. --Starbucks, Washington Square Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Link · Email · Quote this! · Del.icio.us · Posted 2009-12-25 1 comment|post comment

Your Editors Are Shocked [25 Dec 2009|09:00am] overheardnyc http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021253.html Woman #1 in line to man with Tim McGraw's "Skydiving" as ringtone: I thought I was the only person in the Bronx who listened to country music! Man, laughing: Well, there's me, too. Woman #2, further up the line: Me, too! --Post Office, 187th St & Belmont Ave Overheard by: eternal student Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Link · Email · Quote this! · Del.icio.us · Posted 2009-12-25 post comment

You're Gonna Get an Electron Complex [25 Dec 2009|06:00am] overheardnyc http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021252.html Girl #1: I think I want to take advanced physics. Girl #2: What? That's math and science. Girl #1: I know. Girl #2: Together. Girl #3: That's gay. --Queensborough Community College Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Link · Email · Quote this! · Del.icio.us · Posted 2009-12-25 post comment

Death Comes As a Relief to New Yorkers [25 Dec 2009|03:00am] overheardnyc http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021251.html Suit #1, looking at his BlackBerry: I have a 10:00 and a board meeting at 1. How about 10:30? Suit #2, looking at his BlackBerry: Conference call at 10:30. 11? Suit #1: I'm expecting a call then. 11:45? Suit #2: Appointment downtown at 12:30, need travel time. 11:30? Suit #1: I can't commit to 11:30. How about 9:30? Suit #2: 9:30's now. --E Train Overheard by: Chuckell Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Link · Email · Quote this! · Del.icio.us · Posted 2009-12-25 1 comment|post comment

The Collar I Bought Will Fit Either [25 Dec 2009|12:00am] overheardnyc http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021250.html 14-year-old girl #1: I wish I had a boyfriend. 14-year-old girl #2: Yeah, me too... Well, either a boyfriend or a puppy. --4 Train Overheard by: Dave Rabkin Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Link · Email · Quote this! · Del.icio.us · Posted 2009-12-25 1 comment|post comment

We Are So Moving to Connecticut! [24 Dec 2009|09:00pm] overheardnyc http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021249.html Little boy, pointing at juice boxes: I want Clifford! Mom: No! Those aren't organic! --Uptown Fairway Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Link · Email · Quote this! · Del.icio.us · Posted 2009-12-24 post comment

Wake Me Up When You Get to Semen [24 Dec 2009|06:00pm] overheardnyc http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021248.html Party girl: Can you drink vodka if you're allergic to potatoes? Pretty boy: Are you allergic to potatoes? Party girl: No, I just wanna know. Pretty boy: I don't know. Party girl: Can you drink wine if you're allergic to grapes? Pretty boy: Are you allergic to grapes? Party girl: No... --PATH Overheard by: TR Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Link · Email · Quote this! · Del.icio.us · Posted 2009-12-24 post comment

I See You As More Of a Handball Guy [24 Dec 2009|03:00pm] overheardnyc http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021247.html Grad student: I'm signing up for squash classes. I like squash, even though it's messed up my tennis playing. Gay coworker: Oh, I approve of all the racket sports. Maybe I should play squash, too, since my wrists are not firm. (laughs) --NYU Meyer Building Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Link · Email · Quote this! · Del.icio.us · Posted 2009-12-24 1 comment|post comment

Core...Body Temperature...Dropping...Need...Hugs [24 Dec 2009|12:00pm] overheardnyc http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021246.html Drunk 20-something man: Ow! It's cold out, ladies! Teenage girl: You're drunk, mister! --4th St & 1st Ave Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Link · Email · Quote this! · Del.icio.us · Posted 2009-12-24 post comment

Turned Out I'd Just Eaten Too Many Cherry Popsicles [24 Dec 2009|09:00am] overheardnyc http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021245.html Hard hat #1: How'd you know something was wrong? Hard hat #2: Weak. Tired. Bleedin' out of my fuckin' shit. I knew something was wrong. --Williamsburg Overheard by: problems of my own Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Link · Email · Quote this! · Del.icio.us · Posted 2009-12-24 post comment

This Cane Is Just for Style, Like Mr. Peanut. [24 Dec 2009|06:00am] overheardnyc http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/021244.html Young man: Sir, would you like my seat? Old man grimly clutching pole: No no, I'll stand. Young man: Are you sure? Old man: Yes, thank you. Young man: Well, okay. Old man: It's not *just* about being macho. I am getting off at the next stop. (pause) It is about being macho, though! --Downtown 1 Train Overheard by: Rose Fox Alsome | Thumbs up | Thumbs down | Link · Email · Quote this! · Del.icio.us · Posted 2009-12-24 1 comment|post comment

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